Revisiting the Mail Bag

I used to LOVE letter posts. I haven't done one in fa-evah.  You can see my previous ones here, here and here!

Dear Baby Daddy,
There are no words to express the love that I have for you right now. You have been so incredibly supportive during this pregnancy. Thank you so much for all of your hard work. You put in a full day (sometimes a double) then you come home and lay trim or paint a room. I'm sure that there are times that you feel that you are working around the clock and you kinda are. Know that all that work is appreciated! The house is looking GREAT and the nursery is perfect! You are going to be a great Daddy and I can't wait have this baby and love and raise her with you.
PS...thanks for the foot/back rubs. Keep 'em coming! :)

Love,
Your Baby Mama

Dear Family,
Y'all are good people. No, y'all are GREAT people. From supporting and loving us (and visiting me many times) while we were away to being here for us now, you guys are amazing! Ripping down wallpaper (all 4 layers) and endless painting helped us so very much. Not only have y'all supported us physically but you guys are really THERE for us. I try to be a big girl about this pregnancy thing and I try not to wear everyone out by talking about it too much. I don't try very hard with the you guys. I complain sometimes and share every weird little symptom! But y'all never tell me that y'all are tired of hearing about what the baby is doing now, or that you guys would rather not know that my boobs are leaking (yeah...that happens. No one told me either.). Y'all just roll with it. I am fairly certain that it is all genuine and if its not you people are great actors.  I also love how much all of you love this baby.  You are all so excited for her arrival and that just warms my heart. The Aunts (Great Aunts too), Grandmas, Grandpas and cousins have already showered her with some gifts. I love all of you!

Love,
Kimmie and Will

Baby Willberly,
We are so excited for you to get here. Just don't be trying to bust out early. Excited yes...ready no.  Plus...the longer you stay put the healthier you will be! If you MUST come early just wait till after the baby shower. (We will, of course be happy whenever she comes :) Also, you keep kicking. I love it. Even in the middle of the night. It eases my worry about you (and girl, do I worry...). However, if you could steer clear of my bladder that would be fabulous. I know that I am probably going to get really uncomfortable soon.  I might say less about how much I love being pregnant and get a little more complainy.  Please know that no matter how bad this gets...I'm happy to be carrying you. No matter how hard labor and delivery may be I know that it is worth it.  I wanted nothing more than to be pregnant so there will be no regrets. Though, if you could make sure and stay head down and not go too much over 7 pounds, I would soooo appreciate that. See you in 7ish weeks.

Love,
Mama

Reba,
You are the bestest puppy ever! You do have gas that could literally knock people out but can ignore that because you are so darn sweet. Thank you for being my napping buddy and knowing when I really need you to be lazy with me. I love it when you lick my toes...ok I hate but if you stopped I am pretty certain that I would miss it too much.  Please continue to be a good puppy so that we can keep you after the baby comes. I have dreams of you 2 being great friends!

Love,
Your Human Mama

That is all for now but I have so many more to share...stay tuned!

You've got Mail!

I haven't done this in a while. I sorta forgot that I love doing these. I think letters in my head all the time...sometimes I tweet/facebook them, if it is appropriate. If you would like to read previous letter-posts please click here and here.....oh and here.

Dear Dishes,

Do yourselves. Seriously. I know that Will usually takes care of you and I love him for it…but he isn’t here and I just don’t wanna. If you could put yourselves away too, I would love you forever.
Love,

Mrs. Lazy

Dear Laundry,

Why don’t you just go on and join Dishes.

Yours Truly,
Mrs. Slacker

Dear Oreo,

This is getting ridiculous. We can’t keep seeing each other. Our time together was magical. I know we have been together for awhile so this is going to be a hard break-up. I have decided to ease my pain by seeing your brother…please don’t be angry. Reduced Fat is just better for me right now. He isn’t as good as you and I will always be thinking of you when we are together. You will always have a place in my heart and someday you and I may be able to get together with Whole Milk again. Please try to understand that this is what I need right now.

Please still love me,
Mrs. Trying to be healthy

Dear Lady that passed gas walking by me in CVS,

Look. You are at a pharmacy. I get that you might not feel well. What I don't get ...Is why you walked pass me. The place was empty. You had plenty of other options. Next time...find an empty isle to crop dust. Please and thank you.

The Chick that nearly passed out because of the smell of your flatulence

Dear Yellow Purse that I bought at Kohls,

I love you. I love that you were 70% off...so basically, FREE!

Love,

Very Happy Shopper

Dear People that have been reading and commenting on this blog,

You make me feel awesome. Like I am kinda cool or something. Thank you for that. Also, thank you for clicking the FOLLOW button. This too makes me feel validated. They love me. They really love me...all 10 of them!!

Love,

Your Internet BFF

That is all for now. Don't you worry your pretty little head...there will be more.

Mail Bag

Dear Mr. Worthen,
I love you. Seriously. Really, I do. I love your smile. I love it when you really smile, when it makes it all the way to your eyes. I love how funny you are even if no one else knows. I love how sometimes we laugh until we cry. I hate missing you. I love the excitement
of you coming home.
Love You,
Mrs. Worthen

Dear Old Navy,

Could you please stop running such fabulous sales on great clothes? You suck me in every time I go to the mall. I never accomplish what I need to because I get sidetracked by the awesome value that you offer. I would also appreciate it greatly if you could ditch the mannequins with faces. They are creepy. Seriously...creepy. I will continue to be a patron in your store…these are just simple requests.

Thank You,
Happy Shopper

Mama,

Thank you so much for sending me not just one, but THREE jars of homemade jelly! You are pretty much the best mom EVER! Even though you are 2,000 miles you still take time to care for me. I love and appreciate you soooo much. Hug and kiss my Daddy for me and have a great weekend!

Love, Hugs, and kisses!

Kimmie

Hart Hanson,

It was so great of you to create the fabulous T.V. series, Bones. It is funny, suspenseful, and darn right exciting! You are so nice. I mean, you have provided me with hours of entertainment. I am so looking forward to the next season. If you are ever in Boston we would LOVE to hang out with you...maybe run an idea or two past you!

See Ya Soon,

Lover of T.V. Drama

My Freakin' Awesome Friends,

We are far apart and that makes me sad. I know that you still love me and that makes me glad! OK...seriously. I miss you guys like crazy and wish I could spend time with y'all when I come home. I'm sorry that I haven't gotten together with you guys. My trips home have been busy and short. I love keeping up with y'all through the world of Facebooks, blogs and tweets! You guys are great!

Love me,

Texas Girl

Thank You Letters

Daddy,
Thank you for knowing way back when what a great person Mama was, thank you for loving her and making her yours! Thank you for coining the phrase, "Love, Hugs, and Kisses". Thank you for working so hard to make a great life for us. Thank for a great head of hair and my singing voice! Oh! Last but certainly not least…thank you for my naming me! (Apparently my parents disagreed a bit about what I was to named and Dad won)
Love, Hugs, and Kisses
Kimmie


Mama,
Thank you for marrying Daddy even though he painted your name on the side of his pick-up truck! Thank you for being such a great example of what a wife and mother should be. Thank you for not giving up on me! Thank for always reminding constantly of what time it was while I was getting ready (I'm not being sarcastic…I have no concept of time)! Thank you for passing on your fabulous sense of humor to me…that's right , I get from my Mama! Thank you for giving birth to me, sorry about the morning, noon and night sickness! Thank you for everything you did that I didn't say thank you for growing up!
Love Ya,
Kimmie


Lady that pulled out in front of me yesterday,
Thank you for testing my reflexes. Thank you for nearly giving me whip lash, it really is my favorite thing. Thank you for your complete disregard of others. Thank you for caring more about getting your cigarette lit than the safety of others.
Thanks Again,
Angry Lady behind you


Continental Airlines,
Even though my flight was delayed I do have to thank you for a few things. Thank for the best in-flight movie EVER!! I'm not even kidding people…STAR TREK!! That's right; I know that you are jealous! Thank for feeding my face. Really the meal was actually tasty! Thank for getting me home safely and almost on time.
Thanks A-Bunch,
Happy Passenger


Jake (Little Brother),
Thank you giving up TWO YEARS of your life to serve a mission for our church. Thank you for doing it willingly. Thank you for being an example and a light to so many! Thank you for driving me around when you got your license. Thank you for being a totally awesome little brother!
Love Ya,
Kimmie


Man sitting next to me on this flight,
Thank you for being aware that I may not want to some strange man's elbows stabbing me. Thank you for respecting the space of others. Thank you for reading my blog as I type and laughing…even at that part! Dude you're great…seriously!
You can sit by me anytime,
Kimberly Worthen (Frequent Flyer from Boston to Houston)


Amanda (Big Sister),
Thank you for always picking me up from the airport and always taking me back. Thank you for spending hours on the phone with me. Thank you for getting (understanding) me. Thank you for "hanging out" with me even when you were in college and it wasn't cool to hang with your little sister! Thank you for actually wanting to "hang out" with me or at least pretending. Thank you for visiting me often, Thank you!!!!
Love, Love, Love You,
Kimmie


April (Big Sister),
Thank you for doing my hair and nails for every prom! Thank you having my nephew! He is super great and I can't imagine my life without him! Thank you for getting married again, Deon is so great! Thank you for inspiring me to be healthier and congrats on the new hot bod!!
Loves,
Kimmie


People reading this blog,
Thank you for reading. Thank you for commenting. Thank you for blogging…I LOVE reading about you lives!
Your Bloggin' Buddy for Life!!
Kimcandis